BORROWING FROM GOD

A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.

“God”, he said, “how long is a million years?”

God answered, “In my frame of reference, it’s about a minute.”

The man asked, “God, how much is a million dollars?”

God answered, “To me, it’s a penny.”

The man then asked, “God, can I have a penny?”

God answered, “In a minute.”

Source | Roger Kuder, Jokes and Riddles
(lulu.com, 2012)  page 11

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Another rendition of the same story:

A man was talking to God one day, and he said, “God, I have always wanted to ask you this question.” He said, “God, from your perspective how long is a million years?”

God said, “In my perspective, a million years is a second.”

“Wow, a second!” He then said, “God, from your perspective, how much is a million dollars?”

God said, “From my perspective, a million dollars is a penny.”

“Man, that is unbelievable!” Then he said, “God, could I borrow a penny?”

And God said, “Sure, just a second.”

Source | David William Joutras, Spiritual Stories I Have Heard

CONSIDER THIS

For a thousand years in your sight are like yesterday when it is past, or like a watch in the night. | Psalm 90:4 (NRSV)

Patience! You’ve got all the time in the world—whether a thousand years or a day, it’s all the same to you. | Psalm 90:4 (The Message)

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