A young father was spending the day at the zoo with his six-year-old son. When they came to the tigers’ cage, the father explained how ferocious and strong tigers are. The little boy’s eyes grew bigger and bigger till finally he asked nervously, “Daddy, if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up…”
“Yes, son?” said the father, ready to soothe and reassure him.
But the boy continued, “If the tiger got out and ate you up, which bus should I take home?”
Source | Eva Blank and Alison Benjamin,
Jokelopedia,(Workman Publishing Company, 2013)
Things are not always as they seem.